Important public service announcement for Aquariuses: Your horoscope says to “avoid neighbors, relatives and peers who bother you and avoid gossip.” That doesn’t leave a lot of options for what to do with your day, aside from calling in sick and then unplugging the phone and hiding in the closet.
It’s allegedly the time of year when sunglasses are useful, so if you’ve recently caught your dog using your pair as a chew toy, there are several hot styles to consider when you look for new ones. You’ll have plenty of time to pick the perfect pair, since you’re unlikely to see the sun before July.
A TV station in Venezuela yanked “The Simpsons” from its morning time slot and replaced it with “Baywatch: Hawaii” after complaints that “The Simpsons” was inappropriate for children. No one has yet complained about “Baywatch,” suggesting that maybe “The Simpsons” just needed more bikinis.
Yahoo and Microsoft continued to squabble Monday over the amount of Microsoft’s takeover offer. Meanwhile, at the headquarters of rival Google, company leaders were celebrating the bright future of their latest venture, Google Divide and Conquer.
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