Sunny weather Monday made The Buzz recall the days of her youth, when she spent summers digging for treasure in her father’s flower beds and winters reading “Choose Your Own Adventure” books, which had 20 or 30 possible endings. If you chose wisely, you could end up a triumphant hero. If you chose poorly, you could turn to page 12 and get eaten by sharks.
Today, we invite you to choose your own news adventure — if you dare. Pick one of the following:
A. Science
B. Travel
C. Astrology
If you chose A: You’re off to a university in Sweden to study how much methane gas cows release when they belch. Save room in your suitcase for rubber boots and a biohazard suit.
If you chose B: An airline mixup turns your trip to Cancun into a trip to Maine, where temperatures hit 34 below zero in some areas Monday. After buying a snowsuit at an airport gift shop, you are mistaken for the abominable snowman while waiting for a taxi.
If you chose C: You’re a Leo, and according to your horoscope, “An inheritance, gift or winning will likely come your way.” In addition, you will suddenly have many new friends with expensive tastes.
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