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Oklahoma voters to decide if stealing is OK

Published 10:35 pm Wednesday, January 2, 2008

The fleece is on: Oklahoma City voters will decide in March on a one-cent sales tax to improve their arena and build a shiny new practice facility for an NBA team.

City leaders don’t say which NBA team, because that would be unseemly. But it’s pretty clear from the ballot title: “Huge Giveaway to the Filthy Rich Guy Who’s Robbing Seattle Blind.”

Pat Robertson has predicted a pretty gruesome year after hearing directly from the Big Guy Upstairs. Luckily, Robertson got it wrong last year when God told him to predict a nuclear attack on U.S. soil.

He later explained that he lost his connection before God could finish: “There will be a nuclear attack in the U.S. … on season 6 of ‘24,’ which, by the way, will be lame.”

Drivers talking on cell phones go slower and add time to other people’s commutes, a new study says. The time could add up to 20 hours a year if you’re stuck behind them, and let’s face it: You always are.

Researchers also found such drivers were disproportionately on the receiving end of honked horns and obscene gestures, but none of them had noticed.