A little less boost in Victoria’s Secret’s bustiers

Published 10:44 pm Friday, February 29, 2008

It would be silly for Mariners fans to panic following Opening Day starter Erik Bedard’s crummy Cactus League debut Friday, right?

You betcha, but consider this: Jeff Weaver fared much better in his spring training opener last year.

The wheels have come off! The M’s are doomed! Fire Bavasi!

Oprah Winfrey’s producing a reality show in which contestants intervene in and try to change the lives of total strangers in five days.

We feel badly for the contestant who drew Lindsey Lohan’s name. That’s going to take a little longer than five days.

Victoria’s Secret, the lingerie company, has decided to dial down the sexiness in its new products.

All across the country, men are feeling a tinge of sadness, and a little less eager about walking out to the mailbox for that catalog.

The leader of a tech company recently acquired by Microsoft has a message for the Yahoo folks: the software giant is dandy to work for.

The exec says, “Bill Gates is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”