Donny and Marie in Sin City
Published 10:07 pm Friday, April 25, 2008
It finally happened. Donny and Marie Osmond have signed on for eight months of shows at the Flamingo hotel in Las Vegas (Page A2).
America’s wholesome sweethearts will play the Flamingo hotel, also home to “X Burlesque,” which advertises “gorgeous women performing titillating dance routines.” If you’re buying tickets for Mom and Dad, be sure they’re for the correct theater.
In sports, an American Hockey League game went five overtimes and took 5 hours, 38 minutes.
After the game ended in the wee hours, fans could be heard mumbling, “No more cowbell. No more cowbell.”
MasterCard disclosed that its CEO made $11 million last year. The financial package will eventually be worth a lot more. The company pays him over time in monthly installments at an obscene 23 percent interest rate.
Researchers hope to help the state’s pygmy rabbits reproduce. You would think that would be an easy job, but an earlier effort failed because the rabbits fought too much and seldom mated.
This time around, maybe they shouldn’t have the rabbits get married.
