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Published 10:14 pm Saturday, April 26, 2008

I Can Has Dikshunary? Spelling doesn’t count if you’re applying for a job with I Can Has Cheezburger, the Seattle-based Web site that invites people to post oh-so-precious photos of their cats with captions written as if the cats are sending text messages to your teenager’s cell phone.

The Buzz talked with a cat this morning who said he was frankly offended by the notion that felines don’t know how to spell and don’t use proper grammar. Or he would have been, if the human fascination with computers held any interest for him. He then jumped to the window sill to attack and eat a house fly.

Check under the manhood: A Florida legislator wants to ban the display of chrome testicles from the bumpers of trucks and SUVs.

The Buzz says let the good ol’ boys have their fun but would support legislation to require them to hand wash their truck “accessories” in front of their buddies.

Resolved: This should have been resolved weeks ago: Sen. Hillary Clinton has challenged Sen. Barack Obama to a Lincoln-Douglas style debate that would forego moderators.

Obama said he’d agree to the debate format, but only if he gets to wear the stovepipe hat.

— Jon Bauer, Herald staff