I’m feeling a little dizzy

Published 11:03 pm Thursday, May 1, 2008

As if “Alice in Wonderland” isn’t trippy enough already, now it’s being performed on stage, with a 3-D set and black lights.

Sounds like a good time, but you probably don’t want to go to see it under the influence of anything stronger than ginger ale. You might never find a way out of the rabbit hole otherwise.

Are you my boyfriend? A short-sighted woman in an upcoming variety show confuses a llama dressed in a plaid shirt for her boyfriend. It’s hard to imagine how she could make such a mistake. Llamas are hairy, smelly and spit at inappropriate times. Wait a minute … .

People are crazy about their pets. Right, that’s nothing new, but this is. Apparently you can buy your pet a collar that will allow you to call them with your cell phone and speak to them. So, it turns out people are not only crazy about their pets, they want their pets to go nuts, too.

Time has published its list of the 100 most influential people. However, the list might not be totally trustworthy, as Mariah Carey is listed. Or, the list is accurate and our society is in scarier shape than previously thought.