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Lattes with cheesecake

Published 10:50 pm Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The bikini barista battle rages on today’s Opinion page, with letter writers outraged at the objectification of women and others wondering why there aren’t scantily clad men at the coffee window.

Here at The Herald, we’re open-minded. Thongs are optional for all heavy equipment operators. Middle management workers, however, always have to cover their own behinds.

The new Indiana Jones movie comes out this week, and it takes you right back to the 1980s — only this is one of those cool things from the ’80s, not like the hair spray, Richard Marx songs and Democratic presidential candidates we’d like to forget.

At 65, Harrison Ford insisted on performing most of his own stunts for this movie. Luckily for him, the plot mainly involves Indy chasing those darn kids off his lawn.

The Sonics will choose fourth in this year’s NBA draft after failing to luck out in Tuesday’s lottery to determine the selection order.

The Supes could use some help at point guard or center, but they’re mainly interested in finding someone who can help them right away. So he’ll definitely need to have a law degree.