When they say not to move about the cabin, they mean it
Published 10:45 pm Wednesday, November 5, 2008
It works on everything: Duct tape was used to restrain an unruly passenger on a United Airlines flight. The passenger was arrested on charges of disrupting the flight and put in jail.
She had been flying along OK, but really lost it when she found out the airline had a hidden confinement fee.
The honeymoon’s over: Even before Barack Obama’s victory speech Tuesday night, chants of “Yes, we can” were replaced across the country by refrains of “What the heck is she wearing?”
Michelle Obama’s red-and-black number appeared to poof out in places women normally don’t want so poofy, giving bloggers something to gnaw on after the election. Some defended the dress, saying she wants to project a bold image. They were quickly confined and duct taped by the fashion police.
Martha Stewart’s column today gives you a tour of “Martha’s cooking school.”
Before you attend Martha’s school, you should be aware of a couple things. It has corporal punishment if you set the table wrong. And the economics course recently added a lesson on ethics.
