On the first day of Christmas, my true love…
Published 10:37 pm Sunday, November 30, 2008
If you would like to charm your sweetie with the “12 Days of Christmas” gifts, it’s going to be more expensive this year. No worries. Seven swans a swimming? Who wants to clean up the mess? And 12 drummers? That sounds like a headache.
Come to think of it, how fond was this guy of his true love?
Kristi O’Harran offers a practical gift idea, a front-loading washing machine. Don’t think that sounds very romantic? What if it comes with a vow to fold all the laundry? Come on, admit it, you’re starting to have some warm, fuzzy thoughts, aren’t you?
In New York, if the subway system makes you late, you can get a note to explain yourself to your boss or teacher. And we thought we’d already explored all the reasons we really want a subway system around here.
Bad day. Police allege a man managed to hit seven cars in 13 minutes.
Wait, wait, we think we’ve heard this one before. Wasn’t that the whole “plot” of “Grand Theft Auto” and “Burnout”?
