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Waxy buildup

Published 10:18 pm Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Hollywood Wax Museum plans to put on the block nearly 200 of its wax figures, including Bill Clinton, Marilyn Monroe and The Beatles for a benefit auction.

Sounds like a great gift for the celebrity buff in the family, but we’re warning you: Do not bid on the Vincent Price. Don’t believe us? Rent the 1953 version of “House of Wax.”

We guess we are amused: It’s usually poor form to touch the queen of England. Prime ministers have been criticized for such a break in protocol. But not Michelle Obama. She and Queen Elizabeth II exchanged hugs this week.

But the quick rapport between the two leading ladies shouldn’t be too surprising; they spent the night before watching “Beaches,” “Steel Magnolias” and “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.”

Smiley come home: Smiley the dog, a mixed breed purloined in February from a Whidbey Island animal shelter at the height of a custody battle, was found Wednesday by Island County Sheriff’s deputies. Smiley, a sheriff’s spokesman said, was taken to an “undisclosed location” (above).

Smiley reportedly is enjoying long walks with Dick Cheney and has refrained from biting his new master out of professional courtesy.