Jar Jar Binks in history

Published 11:09 pm Monday, May 18, 2009

Avian geniuses

More proof today that when you call someone a “bird brain,” you’re actually complimenting them.

Scientists say birds recognize and harass people who previously threatened their nests while ignoring nearby folks who haven’t (Page A2). In contrast, a momma bear won’t wait to see if you’re a threat to her cubs; she’ll bite through your spinal cord now and ask questions later.

But birds’ big brains don’t stop there — they’ll also squawk indignantly at women who wear white shoes before Memorial Day.

Yousa should know dis: Ten years ago today, the first “Star Wars” prequel opened in movie theaters.

Ten years ago Wednesday marked the first case of a kid being bullied for bringing a Jar Jar Binks lunch box to school.

Strap on your tool belts: Business is brisk at America’s home-improvement stores, as people decide to fix up their homes themselves instead of shelling out for professional help.

Thanks to the recession, do-it-yourselfers will learn the exacting skills of carpentry, including the all-important expression “Good enough for (your hometown here)” in response to a quarter-inch gap in a miter joint.