Harry Potter goes to Florida
Published 10:53 pm Sunday, September 20, 2009
Magic kingdom: A new Harry Potter-themed area is slated to open at an amusement park in Orlando, Fla.
Park planners promise an “immersive” experience in which all traces of the outside world are invisible. However, the blazing central Florida sun is still expected to broil the brainpans of the millions waiting for hours to buy magic wands at the gift shop.
True confessions: A San Diego couple went on the “Dr. Phil” show to confess to an interstate shoplifting scheme.
The couple wanted to appear on “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” but Oprah was more interested in hearing them confess their occasional ice cream binges.
Hey, Mom, where’s the cornstarch binding agent? Homemade chicken tenders might be just the thing for children who are finicky eaters.
But when it comes to fast food, kids have sensitive palates and will quickly detect that your tenders are not pressed together with bits of meat from countless chickens and that your dipping sauce contains fewer than 14 ingredients — all of them pronounceable.
