Limbaugh sacked
Published 11:36 pm Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Shutting down the Rush: A group of investors seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams NFL team has dropped conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh as a partner, saying his participation “complicated” the effort. Limbaugh blamed his being bounced on the left and its attempts to “destroy conservatism.”
Limbaugh forgets, however, that the vast left-wing conspiracy doesn’t follow football and prefers to spend its time drinking wine, going to the theater and listening to NPR on Sundays.
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Hungry? A 29-year-old New York man arrested for growing marijuana tried to destroy the evidence, police say, by eating one of the marijuana plants during booking. Police had confiscated 116 plants.
If convicted, the man will be sentenced to eat the remaining 115 plants.
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Satisfactory days are here again: Although the economy has a long way to go yet, many cheered the Dow Jones industrial average’s return to the 10,000 mark Wednesday, having recovered from its low point of 6,547 in March.
It is now safe to read the statements for your 401(k) without first checking your supply of Zoloft.
