If the shoe fits: Singer and celebrity train wreck Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty to assaulting a theater manager during a performance of “Cinderella” in Milton Kenyes, England. Winehouse explained she had had five vodka and Cokes before the show.

But it wasn’t the vodka that caused the drunken attack. During the performance Winehouse downed a bottle of Champagne from Cinderella’s glass slipper.

Dude, where’s my bill? It’s looking unlikely legislators will bother with bills this session that would legalize marijuana or at least reduce the penalties for its use, but an initiative to decriminalize pot is possible, backers say.

Supporters plan to start gathering signatures as soon as they remember that they left the stack of petitions partially hidden under a bag of nacho-flavor corn chips.