Need a listener? The cat and dog are all ears
Published 11:05 pm Wednesday, April 28, 2010
A third of married women who own pets say their dogs and cats are better listeners than their husbands, a poll says.
And an even greater number of husbands report that their pets are much more talkative than their wives when they ask them, “What’s wrong?”
Come-in-peace fail: Stephen Hawking says attempts to communicate with extraterrestrials are too risky, because what answers back might not be cute, peaceful E.T. but the marauding aliens of “War of the Worlds.”
And if the aliens dislike terrible movie remakes starring Keanu Reeves, we’re really in trouble. It turns out that in 2008, NASA beamed into outer space the new version of “The Day the Earth Stood Still.”
ComfortFit gluttony: Hungry for dessert after scarfing a KFC Double Down? Drive over to your local IHOP for a Pancake Stacker: cheesecake slices slapped between a couple of pancakes and crowned with — what else? — “whipped topping.”
But do it soon, because for a limited time, IHOP offers a complimentary pair of XXXL sweat pants for you to change into after enjoying a Pancake Stacker.
