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Published 10:25 pm Monday, May 10, 2010

Are you the sort of person who has 216 New Folders in your My Documents folder? If so, you might need to read about five ways to de-clutter your digital life.

But The Buzz offers a much simpler two-step guide to digital de-clutter. Step 1: Deactivate your Facebook account. Step 2: Deactivate your Twitter account. Done.

Fussy babies: Europe’s plan to contain its debt crisis to Greece reassured nervous investors here in the U.S., with the markets making their biggest one-day gain in 13 months.

The Buzz wishes that reassuring nervous investors would only require natural aloe baby wipes and maybe some Orajel, and not a massive infusion of free money.

No more late fees: The nation’s No. 2 chain of video rental stores — which is essentially the same as being the nation’s No. 2 manufacturer of gas-burning headlights for horseless carriages — has decided to shut down for good.

Meanwhile, the devil’s minions were reportedly preparing a special place in Corporation Hell for the nation’s No. 1 chain of video rental stores.

Mark Carlson, Herald staff