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Pass the gravy

Published 10:49 pm Wednesday, November 17, 2010

And don’t tell your doctor: If you’re looking for a new way to cook your Thanksgiving turkey, consider a bird wrapped and stuffed with bacon.

It bastes itself and makes great gravy, and here’s the best part; on Friday you’ve got the makings for a turkey club sandwich. But remember, the first rule about Turkey Club is you don’t talk about Turkey Club.

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Because fruitcake jokes are so Jay Leno: Judyrae Kruse’s Forum recipe column offers mincemeat recipes that recommend using wild game as a chief ingredient.

We can’t imagine a more authentically American taste for Thanksgiving. Mincemeat served our settler forebears as both pie filling and insulating material for their log cabins.

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In Soviet Russia, lyrics rap you: Vladimir Putin, former KGB official, Russian president and current prime minister, delivered a message to Russian youths to the music of a hip-hop groove, while rappers sang his praises.

Hoping he quits his day job to follow his dreams, The Buzz is taking nominations for Putin’s rapper name. Our suggestions: MC KGB, Lil’ White Russian, Masta Puty-Poot and Notorious V.I.P.