Better start walking, bud
Published 12:01 am Friday, April 8, 2011
From the Institute of Completely Expected Results: A study of vehicle sales by TrueCar.com shows that women were most likely to buy cute compact cars, such as the VW Beetle or Mini Cooper, while men went for high-performance sports cars and trucks.
But men were more likely to borrow their wife’s or girlfriend’s Kia when their Ford F-150 was running on empty three days before payday.
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UR warned: The Homeland Security Department is planning to revamp its warning system for terrorist attack, replacing the color-coded threat levels with two alerts — elevated or imminent — that could be made public on Facebook and Twitter.
That makes sense, since Facebook users are accustomed to an elevated risk of FarmVille requests from friends and the imminent threat of videos of cats riding Roombas.
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I guess they do have a prayer: The Church of England has published a prayer, which can be used in private prayer or in group worship, that seeks God’s help in keeping Prince William and Kate Middleton faithful to each other in marriage.
Our nightly list is getting a little long, but all right; we’ll add Will and Kate’s fidelity somewhere after the people of Japan and North Africa, the U.S. economy, the unemployed and winning the lottery but somewhere ahead of finding a parking spot in the main lot.
