Here’s The Herald’s actual table of contents

Published 1:30 am Tuesday, August 2, 2022

The Herald has an index at the bottom of the front page that shows where certain features can be found.

Here is what the real index would look like:

Front Page: Environmental disaster du jour.

A2: Stories related to “Get Trump.”

A3: Stories related to rights of Indigenous tribes.

A4: Sports news with nary a mention of out-of-area teams or individuals.

Editorial page: The usual line of baloney from Eugene Robinson, Sid Schwab, Aleandra Petri, etc.

A5: Stories about the ever-expanding rights of the ALPHABET people.

A6: The worst comic strips in the U.S.

A7: General propaganda stories from the extreme left.

A8: Stories about misunderstood homeless and police brutality.

Langdon Moore

Camano Island