The Buzz: Happy hour

Published 1:30 am Friday, August 12, 2016

Wash your hands with Cuervo Gold: Still reeling from a sanitation scandal, burrito chain Chipotle now is trying to lure customers back with half-price margaritas and beer.

Special added bonus for Chipotle customers: Liberal amounts of alcohol can kill the norovirus germ.

Just say no: The Drug Enforcement Agency has decided to allow more research into marijuana’s possible medical uses, but is keeping it on the list of most dangerous drugs despite a growing legalization movement.

Sounds like the DEA leaders made their decision while under the influence of Chipotle margaritas, sushi and ice cream.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff