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Published 10:25 pm Tuesday, June 8, 2010

As President Barack Obama delivered the commencement speech at a high school in Kalamazoo, Mich., on Monday, a student sitting just behind him couldn’t fight the urge to fall fast asleep .

The nation’s cable TV news pundits immediately demanded that Obama show genuine rage about the sleepyhead.

Perfect attendance: The valedictorian at South Kitsap High School in Port Orchard has never missed a day of school since starting kindergarten 13 years ago .

If she follows through on her dream to become a journalist, The Buzz hopes she’ll have the sense to call out sick if she suspects her editor might tap her to cover the planning commission’s all-day workshop on the draft supplemental sub-area plan.

Reserve not yet met: In California, former eBay president Meg Whitman won the state’s Republican gubernatorial primary.

If she prevails in the general election, Whitman promises she’ll raise the financially distressed state’s eBay status to “power seller.”

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff