Or hide the remote
Published 10:27 pm Tuesday, November 17, 2009
In the interest of family harmony, you’ll find some tips on how to deal with unruly relatives over the Thanksgiving holiday.
The Buzz will throw in a few more:
— Kids sit at the card table in the kitchen. Argumentative adults sit at the workbench in the garage.
— To head off fights about what to watch on TV, send everyone to the wall of TVs at the nearest home electronics store.
— Threaten to withhold pie.
n Draw the curtains closed, turn off the lights and for Pete’s sake don’t answer the doorbell.
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Won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise? Three boats that once belonged to imprisoned financier and confidence man Bernie Madoff are headed for auction. The boats are named “Bull,” “Sitting Bull” and “Little Bull.”
If we had the money, The Buzz would bid on all three just to rename them: “Ponzi,” “Pigeon Drop” and “Nigerian E-mail.”
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OMG: A recent poll finds that a quarter of 16- and 17-year-olds with cell phones admit that they type out and read text messages while driving.
Kids — seriously — knock it off. Do you really want your last words to be ROFLMAO?
