Bubba’s mission
Published 11:06 pm Tuesday, August 4, 2009
After a meet-up with the Big Dawg (former President Bill Clinton), the Little Dawg (North Korean leader Kim Jong Il) pardoned and ordered the release of two American journalists jailed since March.
Eager to welcome Clinton, Dear Leader appropriated roughly 35 percent of the nation’s food supply to serve at a gala banquet in the former president’s honor.
Man of few words: A young student of history says sixth president John Quincy Adams’ terse diary entries resemble Twitter postings.
Adams’ daily notations, recorded while sailing across the Atlantic, may total fewer than 140 characters, but The Buzz says the resemblance to Tweets ends there. All the words are spelled correctly, and there are no LOLs attached to sentences like “Ladies are sick.”
Homegrown: The first commercial batch of whiskey made in Washington since Prohibition arrives soon at the state liquor store on Broadway in Everett.
The Ladies Temperance Society probably isn’t too happy, but look at it this way, gals: Since the hootch will sell for $45.70, tipplers can only drink half as much.
