Dear Buzzy

Published 12:11 am Friday, February 13, 2009

What with all the changes around here, Dear Abby’s mail was mistakenly diverted to The Buzz. Rather than walk it over to Abby’s desk, we’ll take a shot at answering for her.

Dear Buzzy,

I’ve been arrested because I sold my neighbor’s West Highland terrier dogs on Craigslist for $150. How was I supposed to know who they belonged to?

Puppy Ciao

Dear Ciao,

Hmm. Good question. How about running a lost-and-found ad on Craigslist?

Dear Buzzy,

I’m a Major League Baseball player who has been offered a chance to return to the team I started my career with. Do you think the Seattle Mariner fans will welcome my return?

Not “The Kid” Anymore

Dear Not,

As long as your name doesn’t start with A and end with Rod, you’ll be fine.

Hallo Mr. Buzzy,

I am director of history center for Leeuwarden, The Netherlands. Someone has taken our collection of naughty naughty photos and erotic drawings, including a 1998 Dutch Playboy. Please to help.

Hans Off My Porn

Dear Hans,

Have you checked Craigslist?

— Jon Bauer, Herald staff