Now, kids, share the wealth
Published 11:01 pm Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Wheeee! It was a good day on the Wall Street roller coaster, with the Dow up nearly 900 points. Things took off after the White House told banks to stop hoarding the money we gave them. In a stern tone of voice, the White House told the banks, “Are you going to share, or do I have to take your toys away?” If the banks refuse to share, they’re in for a serious time out.
Another giant leap for science: Research shows that women are more attractive to men if they’re wearing red. On the flip side, separate analysis has shown that men are more attractive to women if they’re wearing red, blue, green … really, just as long as they’re wearing something.
Vote me, baby: Michigan Democrats trying to call an absentee voting hotline were surprised when the number sent them to a phone sex line. Most people stayed on the line for a while. They mistakenly thought it was a recorded message from Bill Clinton.
Didn’t do it, dude: Keanu Reeves took the stand to defend himself against a lawsuit from a photographer who says Reeves hit him with his Porsche. Reeves apparently hopes that for the first time in his life, he can be convincing.
