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Published 10:56 pm Thursday, September 25, 2008
r u kiddin? The Pew Research Center says in a new study that political polls that skip people who use only cell phones may be skewed because cell-only users typically are younger and more likely to be supporters of Democrat Barack Obama.
At least that’s what Pew thinks it learned, because the kids in the survey sent text messages that read: “dOOd, IMHO u WOOF YBS wen wOOt &BHO’s top guvment dawg.” (Translation available at netlingo.com.)
Don’t Tase my bird, bro: Police in Camas in Clark County used less-than-lethal force to catch a fugitive, bringing down an escaped emu, a large flightless bird, with a stun gun.
The bird recovered but is now laying eggs already fried in the shell.
I scream, you scream: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals isn’t known for its subtlety. Its latest stunt was to call for Ben &Jerry’s to make its ice cream not with cow’s milk but with human milk.
Ben &Jerry’s naturally passed, but that won’t stop us from suggesting some possible flavors: Check your grocer’s freezer for La Leche League Dulce de Leche, Breast Pump-kin Pie and Chocolate DD-light.
