Russia regrets putting women behind the wheel
Published 9:33 pm Saturday, April 19, 2008
Oh, those women drivers. A Russian space capsule landed 260 miles off course, and the space agency chief quickly blamed the women in its crew. He said when women are in charge, “sometimes certain kinds of unsanctioned behavior or something else occurs.”
Really, it’s a miracle the highly trained crew made it back to Earth, what with all the pillow fights, hair-braiding and chatter about boys.
AOL has moved its business, leaving its headquarters in Virginia for a new office in New York.
The company left no forwarding address with the post office. Company executives recently discovered that moving is the only way to get away from all that junk mail for free AOL service.
A science exhibition called Roboworld will showcase the latest in robots, including one that can pick up a basketball and shoot it through a hoop.
Upon hearing the robot is more advanced than most of their roster, the Sonics’ owners got excited and sent a scout, but the robot was programmed with a minimal level of ethics, so it refused to play for them.
