It’s the real thing

Published 6:43 pm Thursday, December 8, 2011

It’s the real thing

A vault containing the secret formula for Coca-Cola will be on display at the World of Coca-Cola Museum in Atlanta.

The formula itself will remain hidden from view, but The Buzz assumes it contains high-fructose corn syrup.

Angel in the centerfold: After repeatedly flaking out earlier this year, Lindsay Lohan has finally buckled down and is now ahead of schedule for completing her court-ordered community service.

In between her stints swabbing floors at the county morgue, Lohan has kept herself busy by posing for nude photos that will appear in the January edition of Playboy. Sounds like a heart-touching story of redemption. Look for it soon on Lifetime.

#FireMe: Twitter has begun rolling out a new design, which it hopes will help people better understand how to properly use the service and its various tools.

The redesign comes too late for three former members of Rep. Rick Larsen’s staff, but somehow we doubt Twitter reminds users to refrain from tweeting about their on-the-job drinking exploits.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff