Walk this way

Published 8:08 pm Thursday, March 31, 2016

Because you’ll be sitting still the next time: Folks will have a chance to walk across the new Highway 520 floating bridge in Seattle this weekend before the structure opens.

Fun fact you probably already figured out: Walking on the bridge will be faster than driving on it during typical rush hour traffic.

Last Will, if you will: Sean Hayes, who co-starred in TV’s “Will &Grace,” will play God in a stage adaptation of the humor book “The Last Testament: A Memoir by God.”

Time will tell whether audiences will accept Jack McFarland in a Morgan Freeman role.

Today is April Fool’s Day. Then again, every day is April Fool’s Day in the GOP presidential race.

Don’t know much about history: On this day in 1970, President Richard Nixon signed a measure banning cigarette advertisements on TV and radio.

Alas, the damage was already done: An entire generation believes that “Winston tastes good like a cigarette should” is proper grammar.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff