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The Buzz: Would you mind picking up our mail for us?
Thanks. Now, go behind that brick wall and poke all the packages with this stick.
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The Buzz: Still saving up spit for our DNA test
O, Canada, you’re stoned and staring at your hands.
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Buzz Alert: THIS IS NOT A TEST, except of your patience
Apologies, love letters and raises for everybody.
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The Buzz: We like beer, too, but it’s better if you’re conscious
You’re not laughing at us; you’re laughing with us, right?
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The Buzz: Dealing drugs to octopi in the name of science
Never mind the Supreme Court; we want to work in a lab and watch animals get stoned.
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The Buzz: Florence, the White House and other disasters
In solidarity with the residents of the Carolinas, we’re wearing our high-water pants.
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The Buzz: Please define “lodestar” and use it in a sentence
We haven’t had this much fun since trying to guess who Deep Throat was.
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The Buzz: Trust us; googling yourself not as fun as it sounds
Suprisingly, our resume was rejected for a job opening at the White House press office.
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The Buzz: We’ve got ‘Truth isn’t truth’ as a tramp stamp
The smoke cleared long enough for us to see what happened in the news. It can come back…
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The Buzz: Official satire column of the Enemy of the People
Read this before our security clearance is pulled.
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The Buzz: Does Men’s Wearhouse carry ostrich jackets?
Please present your photo ID before reading this.
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The Buzz: Grab a bowl of Goldfish crackers and enjoy
Witch season! Wabbit season! Which season?
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The Buzz: As always, ‘the highest level of special’
President Trump went to Europe, and all we got was this balloon.
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The Buzz: Still writing with 10 digits after the 4th of July
So long, Scott; hello tariffs; farewell plastic sporks
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The Buzz: America’s leading supplier of dad jokes
Raccoons aren’t the only ones with impulse control issues.
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The Buzz: This is why we don’t use Twitter
We’re not taking any chances. We’re staying away from anything stronger than Sleepy Time tea.
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The Buzz: Our sister’s name is Laurel, but we call her Yanny
Book’s open; place your bets on this week’s news that wasn’t.
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The Buzz: Bring Mom a laugh with her breakfast in bed
And we won’t tell her the waffles you brought her are just Eggos cut into squares.
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The Buzz: We have more than 3,001 lies, but Trump’s closing in
This week: Doctor’s notes, Hobby Lobby’s latest craft project and Father Pat Conroy’s return.