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The Buzz: Hey, wait for us; we love a good beef

Trump attacks Zelensky. Steven Bannon attacks Elon Musk. And a duck draws fire from Don Jr.

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The Buzz: When you gotta boogie, best to shake it off, kid

A pasquidadian review of the week’s news.

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The Buzz: Why, no, we have complete trust in Elon Musk

But whatever he and Trump are doing to the country, could they please wish it into the cornfield?

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The Buzz: While Trump floods the zone, here’s a trickle of snark

By Jon Bauer / Herald Opinion Editor

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The Buzz: A sense of humor only mom could love; OK, tolerate

That President Trump calls losing $1.17 billion, ‘sport,’ actually explains a lot.

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The Buzz: A black hole from which politics cannot escape

Piece of cake, Julian Assange; you’re used to spending years indoors.

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The Buzz: Sorry, we haven’t seen the Mueller report either

Let the leaking of confidential material begin.

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The Buzz: An otherwise blameless account of week that wasn’t

On today’s docket: Manafort, Shkreli and Eyman; all rise, but keep a close eye on your chair.

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The Buzz: The Great Office Max Chair Theft and other capers

If there were no crimes, how would lawyers make their boat and alimony payments?

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The Buzz: We totally would have gotten that ‘Jeopardy’ question

Has Howard Schultz checked with God about his plans to run in 2020?

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The Buzz: With State of Union put off, at least we have Rudy

We’re totalling naming our emotional support coyote, Super Blood Wolf Moon.

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The Buzz: As always, non-essential but still getting paid

A study says seniors most frequently share fake news. We’re counting on you to post this to Facebook.

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The Buzz: The year in review that wasn’t

A look back at the best of fake news for 2018 (or at least what we could copy…

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The Buzz: We hacked into Santa’s naughty list and added names

And we were this close to making it through a column without a fruitcake joke.

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The Buzz: Our Mocking Gun is locked and loaded

Trump declares there’s no ‘Smocking Gun,’ but something’s to blame for all these lame ducks.

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The Buzz: Can’t say for sure, but here’s what Mueller redacted

Too bad about the bear spray and that Amazon robot; and it was up for Employee of the…

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The Buzz: Deck the halls with guilty pleas and indictments

It’s beginning to look a lot like a Stephen King movie at the White House.

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The Buzz: We’re still in the running for Amazon’s HQ53

Interested in my wardrobe of voting disguises? See my Craigslist ad.

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The Buzz: Election’s over; Election 2020 coverage starts now

See this ‘I voted’ sticker? It’s my license to complain.

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The Buzz: Would you mind picking up our mail for us?

Thanks. Now, go behind that brick wall and poke all the packages with this stick.