Just in time to pay quarterly taxes

Published 9:00 pm Thursday, September 6, 2001

What a wonderful country we live in, old George Bush takes care of us seniors. He must have created a deep hole in the national debt when he sent us a check we get to use for almost 30 days before we have to pay our quarterly taxes. What a guy!

We’re going to fool him though with a grave undertaking for us, and purchase an everlasting perpetually-maintained piece of real estate, we may even be able to afford a marble rock to keep us from jumping up and down the next time he dips into our ever-fading Social Security fund.

Stanwood