What’s the diaper ever done to you?
Published 11:53 pm Monday, August 27, 2007
Diaper, schmiper. Some parents don’t ever have to change poopy diapers, because they don’t use them. Instead, they learn to interpret their babies’ body language so they know when the infants have to go.
Parents who shun diapers say there are many advantages, such as not having to lug around a heavy diaper bag. Disadvantages include trouble finding day care and withering looks from people who are about as eager to hold your sweet baby as they are to hold a slug.
Three teenagers in Oregon were arrested last week on suspicion of dressing up as ninjas and breaking into homes and cars.
If convicted, they can work out their frustration in jail by attempting to break the bars with their bare hands.
Mississippi ranks as the fattest state in the nation, with more than 30 percent of its residents classified as obese, according to a new report.
By next year, though the title could belong to Texas, judging by the entries in a food contest for concessionaires at the state fair, all seven of which are fried.
They include deep-fried banana pudding, fried guacamole bites and a fried chili Frito burrito. The winner will be toasted with cups of deep-fried Pepto-Bismol.
