Better than a two-fingered poke in the eye

Published 10:52 pm Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Oh, a wise guy? Still got some vacation time to burn before the end of the year? The Buzz recommends a trip to Spring House, Pa., to visit The Stoogeum, a museum dedicated to the comic genius of the Three Stooges.

Where else could one go to see the ladder that Curly spun around to simultaneously conk Larry and Moe on the head. (Insert your own hollow coconut sound here.)

IPhone vs. GPhone? Google won’t talk, but rumors persist that the Internet’s über-company is planning to release an Internet phone that would surf the Net, make free phone calls and cost about $100, a good $300 cheaper than the current techno-geek toy, Apple’s iPhone.

We’re betting the GPhone has at least one flaw: Look up a number and the screen will show 1,800,000 possible hits, none of them the number you’re looking for.

Thank you for not popping. Further proof that everything causes cancer if you consume enough of it, a Denver man has come down with “popcorn lung” from a chemical used in the butterlike flavoring.

Workplace popcorn lovers will now need to take their microwaves 25 feet from the nearest door.

Jon Bauer, Herald staff