Statue of the Fonz: Can people sit on it?

Published 11:09 pm Friday, January 25, 2008

Mr. C would be so proud. After raising $85,000, Milwaukee is honoring Fonzie from “Happy Days” by building a statue to honor the city’s coolest fictional resident.

The success inspired fans to pass the hat and build a statue of Potsie, too, but so far they’ve only raised $4.35.

To quote the Fonz, “Whoa”: Many students who escaped the WASL math requirement are surprised they have to keep taking math classes to graduate.

Luckily, those who don’t make it through high school have a role model: the Fonz. Drop out and you, too, can have your own “office” in the men’s room of the local diner.

Like Fonzie, Bill Gates has a gift for technology (not to mention his effect on the ladies). Now Gates’ charity is giving $42.8 million worth of cows to people in poor countries.

Unfortunately, the cows are running on Windows Vista, so they won’t work with anything else the farmers own.

Has the hit horror movie “Cloverfield” really been making people sick? Correctamundo. Reports are that many viewers have gotten nauseous and, well, lost their popcorn.

This movie is not recommended if you’re hoping your next stop is Inspiration Point.