Herald Homework: Some riddles for readers

Published 1:30 am Thursday, May 28, 2020

Here’s some jokes that I was hoping you’d put in the paper.

Question: What’s a plumber’s favorite food?

Answer: A plum!

Q: Why are popular library books so hard to carry?

A: Because you can never get a hold on them!

Q: Which body part loses the most?

A: De feet!

And now, the best one yet:

Q: What starts with a e, ends with an e, but has only one letter?

A: An envelope!

Geneva P.

fourth grade

Everett