Here’s some jokes that I was hoping you’d put in the paper.
Question: What’s a plumber’s favorite food?
Answer: A plum!
Q: Why are popular library books so hard to carry?
A: Because you can never get a hold on them!
Q: Which body part loses the most?
A: De feet!
And now, the best one yet:
Q: What starts with a e, ends with an e, but has only one letter?
A: An envelope!