Stumped by Trump

Published 4:47 pm Thursday, March 3, 2016

And you get to wear a robe to work: Former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney is the latest Republican establishment figure to speak out against the party’s frontrunner, Donald Trump, calling him a phony and a fraud. Romney urged voters to go with one of the other candidates.

We have a suggestion for how to get Trump to leave the race, but we don’t think Romney or other GOP leaders are going to like it: Persuade President Obama to nominate Trump to the Supreme Court.

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Must have memorized Joan’s number: More than 6,000 items of Bob Dylan memorabilia will now be housed in a museum in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Along with handwritten lyrics and early recordings is a wallet with an old address and phone number for Johnny Cash.

The wallet also contained a punch card: “Win 11 Grammys, Get the 12th Free.”

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Turn on the light; the party’s over: Boeing engineers have developed a self-cleaning restroom for airliners that uses ultraviolet light to disinfect exposed surfaces, killing almost all germs in about three seconds.

But the engineers also suggested pairing it with a low-tech solution and have hung a sign in the lavatories: “Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean; your aim will help.”

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