‘Email and bacon: This car has everything.’

Published 12:56 pm Wednesday, August 18, 2010

OK, we know, modern automobiles don’t seem like they’d be oases of complete and utter hilarity.

But, thanks to our good friends over at the Jalopnik blog, we have some brilliant translations of what all the little symbols use in cars actually mean and what we wish they could mean.

One thing is sure: We’d be eating a LOT more car bacon in Jalopnik’s made-up car world. And who would that hurt? Honestly.

Enjoy it now: “Email And Bacon: Misinterpreting Your Car’s Iconography.”