Pirate show goes to Davy Jones’ Locker

Published 10:40 pm Friday, July 27, 2007

Azmyth Kaminski of Snohomish just walked the plank on “Pirate Master.” The pirate-themed reality-TV show is a goner, too.

It was yanked off CBS’ schedule after getting almost as many viewers as committee meetings on C-SPAN. But thanks to the Internet, loyal viewers (OK, friends and family) can find the rest of the episodes.

For his trouble, Kaminski got some valuable training in case he ever wants to work at Seafair.

NASA is trying to figure out how two drunk astronauts were cleared to go to space. But don’t let it worry you that NASA has gone from “one giant step for man” to “raise your arms and try to walk a straight line.” They were just preparing for the weightlessness and queasiness of space.

Michael Vick’s troubles continue. Now he’s getting dumped by Nike, which obviously isn’t thinking ahead. This could’ve been the perfect opportunity for a new line of prison-striped shoes.

Fresh from a crystal-clear spring? Not quite. Aquafina labels are being changed to clarify what’s in the bottle. The labels will read “public water source” – code for “same stuff that’s in the men’s room faucet, sucker.”