Maybe it’d be better to brown bag it? Chipolte Mexican Grill, following E. coli outbreaks in Washington state and Oregon, will close all its U.S. stores for part of the day on Feb. 8 so employees can attend team meetings on food safety.
That’s a smart step, but is it really a good idea to have Taco Bell cater lunch for Chipolte employees?
Like you wouldn’t do the same: Lottery officials have confirmed that a man from a small town in Tennessee is one of three winners of the $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot.
You thought we were going to make some joke about the jackpot being wasted on a backwoods yokel, didn’t you? Well, we happen to know that Mr. John Robinson of Munford, Tennessee, is one of the finest, most generous and, dare we say, best-looking gentlemen we hope to have the pleasure of meeting and enjoying a jug of moonshine with. (We went a step too far there, didn’t we?)
Channel-surfing the vast cultural wasteland: Adam Driver, whose “Star Wars” character, Kylo Ren, has major anger management problems, hosts “Saturday Night Live” tonight on NBC.
Count on one sketch to feature Ren using the Dark Side of the Force during a presidential debate.