Editorial shows you must be insane

Published 9:00 pm Thursday, June 7, 2007

Let’s analyze your Monday editorial.

You write that eHarmony says that they don’t serve people that are married.

They say that they don’t serve people under 21.

They don’t serve people that give inconsistent answers.

They don’t serve anyone under 60 if they’ve been married more than four times.

They say that they don’t serve people who suffer from depression.

They say that they don’t serve gay people.

Your conclusion: The site must either serve everyone, or quit pretending it does.

My conclusion: What? You’re insane. Seek help immediately.

CHARLES SIMMONS

Everett