Dog washing: Yes, you can do this

Published 10:11 pm Sunday, May 16, 2010

So your dog smells like a pair of sweat socks that have been dunked in cabbage soup: Forget the pricey groomer, you can do this.

The warm-up

Brush and comb the dog thoroughly, eliminating all mats and tangles. Inspect your pet for lumps, rashes, sores or injuries. If anything is suspicious, make a vet appointment.

The main event

Quietly assemble tools: Shampoo, plastic cup, many old towels, hair dryer (but hide it), before capturing the dog.

Close the door: Remember to close the bathroom door so Spanky can’t make a break for it.

Wet the dog: Use a gentle stream of warm, not hot water. Use a plastic cup or a detachable shower head.

Shampoo: Start at the neck and head on back. Massage gently into the coat, keeping the suds away from your pet’s face; instead, use a wet washcloth and rub her face and head thoroughly.

Rinse: Shampoo residue can make a dog itchy, so rinse twice.

Beware the ears: No water in the ears. To clean, use a specially made ear-cleaning product. Soak a cotton ball, squeeze out the excess and rub it around in the ear for a thorough cleaning.

The cool-down

Towels: Cover Spanky with a towel and lift her from the tub. Leave the towel in place for the inevitable violent shake/water show, then rub her down with more towels.

Hair dryer: If your pet will tolerate it, use the hair dryer, set on low, to speed the drying process.

Comb little Spanky out again, and you’re done.

Warning: Do not try this with cats.