Danger man

Published 6:45 pm Thursday, October 2, 2014

Click here for funny joke and .exe download: Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is the most dangerous celebrity to Google, computer security firm McAfee says. Searches for the funnyman carry a 19 percent risk of landing on a malicious website that will infect your computer.

Looks like the Bulgarian hacker collective switched its allegiance to Kimmel after Jay Leno went off the air.

Water problem No. 2: After E. coli turned up again in Mercer Island’s water, officials on Thursday told the affluent townsfolk to boil water before drinking it.

Fed up with the Bangladesh-like conditions, Mercer Island resident Paul Allen was in talks to buy the entire state of Idaho for its bountiful supply of clean water.

Monorail, monorail, monorail: For the sixth time in city history, Seattle voters will decide whether to build a genuine/bona fide/electrified/six-car monorail between Ballard and West Seattle.

“I swear it’s Seattle’s only choice,” monorail proponent Lyle Lanley told voters. “Throw up your hands and raise your voice!”

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff