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Playing with your food: Chia seeds, which for decades were best known for growing the green-sprout hair on…
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Don’t play with your food
As long as the toy isn’t pink slime: A San Francisco judge says McDonald’s can continue to include…
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a rex
Hey, that tickles: New fossil evidence discovered in China suggests that a 125-million-year-old cousin of Tyrannosaurus rex had…
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Sportlandia: Don’t you trust your lil’ sister?
Trust me, bell bottoms are back: Portland-based sportswear giant Nike introduced its new uniforms for all 32 NFL…
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Reebok rebuked
Divine judicial intervention: A judge granted a restraining order sought by Nike that blocks Reebok from selling any…
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Nothing for us, thanks
The other pink slime: A vegan Starbucks barista revealed to a vegetarian blog that an ingredient used to…
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Wake me up for the ball game
Buy me some peanuts and NoDoz pills: Sports columnist John Boyle has nine reasons fans can look forward…
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Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me: The mayor of a small badlands town in North Dakota…
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Grab an umbrella
Occupied: The Snohomish County Public Utility District hired a helicopter this week to retrieve two portable toilets from…
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Angry birdwatcher
Playing solitaire ‘til dawn with a deck of 51: A man stranded in Montana’s mountains for three days…