Must be dreaming

Published 6:50 pm Friday, January 16, 2015

Didn’t realize OPEC controlled marijuana production, too: Washington state’s recreational marijuana shops opened last year with a dearth of cannabis to sell, but now a glut of Eastern Washington-grown marijuana is flooding the market, forcing down prices.

Cheap pot and cheap gas? Seal off the state borders; we’re about to get another influx of Californians.

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Hot enough for you? Both the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and NASA have calculated that 2014 was the hottest year on record in 135 years of record keeping and maybe its hottest in 5,000 years. “Any wisps of doubt that human activities are at fault are now gone with the wind,” said a Rutgers University climate scientist.

“Nonsense,” said climate change deniers, who said they would wait for all doubt to be gone with the polar bears, the polar ice caps and most of Florida.

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Just thought we’d ask: Aircraft and crews from Naval Air Station Whidbey Island will fly over CenturyLink Field in Seattle before Sunday’s game between the Seahawks and the Green Bay Packers. Among the aircraft will be a Boeing EA-18G Growler electronic warfare jet.

Not that it’s needed, but, no, the Navy won’t fly the Growler low and slow over the field when Green Bay’s on offense.

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