#TacoFail

Published 4:00 pm Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Umm, who do you think eats this stuff: Taco Bell says it’s launching home delivery service, which is great news for anyone who has ever jonesed for a Crunchwrap Supreme but didn’t feel like (or shouldn’t have been) getting behind the wheel.

At least it would be a good idea, except Taco Bell is rolling it out in California and Texas — not in Washington Colorado, Oregon or Alaska.

The voice: Harry Shearer apparently will remain in the cast of “The Simpsons” after all, despite a series of tweets from him and the venerable show’s executive producer that suggested he was leaving.

Shearer is 71, which raises the question: How soon will the “Simpsons” voice cast be too old for any character other than Mr. Burns and Grandpa Abe Simpson?

Don’t know much about history: On this day in 1850, President Zachary Taylor died in office only 16 months into his term.

“Old Rough and Ready” was replaced by Millard Fillmore — so at least in his final moments he could take comfort in the knowledge that he would not be remembered as the worst president in U.S. history.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff