Federline breaks my silence

Published 9:00 pm Monday, August 28, 2006

Wow. August went by fast.

I was so stunned by the announcement that Jack Black was hosting the MTV Video Music Awards that I sort of slipped into some state of shock that took me out of the blogosphere for a while.

But we’re back and, boy, have we got some news.

“CSI” is looking to redefine the old television cliche “jumping the shark,” but introducing a guest appearance by Mr. Britney Spears, a.k.a. Kevin Federline. Turns out he’s a rapper, and now he’s an “actor.”

Such cross-over success only comes to those who well deserve it. Or those who happen to be married to a huge pop star who’s on maternity leave.

Federline will play “an arrogant teenager who harasses the CSI team as they investigate a series of brutal tourist beatings that are taking place throughout the Las Vegas.”

Big stretch.

“[It’s] not too hard to come by when you are Kevin Federline,” Federline told “Extra” in the third person. “They catered the lines to something they thought I would say. It won’t be too hard to get into character.”