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Capisce?
Are you looking at my GDP? The prime minister of the Caribbean nation of Antigua and Barbuda has…
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Heavy petting
Scratch me behind the ears, please. Oh yes! Massage isn’t just for clients of upscale spas (and downmarket…
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Poultry amnesty
Really free range: President Obama pardoned two turkeys at the White House, 49-pound Cheese and his alternate, 47-pound…
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Let it go, Barbie
Bad Grandpa: Disney’s “Frozen” has topped Barbie as the No. 1 girls’ toy this holiday season.
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Pizza wagon
Code 3 response: A pizzeria in Mukilteo uses a surplus 1996 ambulance for deliveries, with lights and sirens…
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Oh, bother, said Pooh
Bear bottom: Officials in the Polish town of Tuszyn are objecting to a proposal to place a sculpture…
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Turkey economics
That’ll be $5 per person: It’ll cost $49.41 to make Thanksgiving dinner for 10 people this year, 37…
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Church raffle
Just 10 euro a ticket: Pope Francis is raffling off dozens of gifts he’s received so far during…
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Condition red
Sensors show the snack bar’s closed, captain: Ferries on the Coupeville Keystone to Port Townsend run will help…
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Click sans Clack
Maybe Dear Abby and Tom can team up now: “Car Talk” co-host Tom Magliozzi won’t be writing his…
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Eurospace
Oh, and all of August off, too: Europe’s historic Philae spacecraft has begun transmitting scientific data from a…
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Grounds for arrest
Same goes for Caramel Macchiato: Several bikini barista stands in Everett that remained open even after their owner…
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Old toy soldiers never die
At ease, men: Little green army men have been inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame.
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Full-mean deal
Brought to you by Tums: PETA has asked the Discovery Channel not to air its special, “Eaten Alive,”…
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Clubbed
Ain’t no mountain high enough: The all-male membership of the Adventurers Club of Los Angeles defeated a measure…
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Doggy bag
They’d prefer your leftover meatloaf, actually: A duo who created a dating site for dog owners has now…