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Jay walking
Did you hear about this? If you thought you’d seen the last of Jay Leno on late-night TV,…
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Road warriors
Thanks, Obama: It took 10 minutes longer for the average single-occupant morning commuter to get from Everett to…
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Forced out
I’ve got a bad feeling about this: Some residents of the Lewis County town of Vader, population 600,…
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The Voting Dead
Zombie job creators: Zombies have become an election issue in Spokane. A Democratic candidate for the state Senate…
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In therapy
Take two cups of quinoa and buckwheat flakes and call me in the morning: On the fourth-season premiere…
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Better pull over
Rolling blunder: Students at a technical college in Bellingham have finished work to outfit an 18-ton, six-wheeled Mine-Resistant…
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Vox unpopuli
You, too, U2? U2 lead singer Bono explained his sunglasses and U2’s recent unsolicited carpet-bombing of its new…
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Buy a vowel
Look at this classroom, filled with humiliating punishments: A teacher who used a “Wheel of Misfortune” device to…
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Comcastoff
HBO going: HBO announced that it will take a step away from cable and satellite by offering its…
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He’s back
Rested and ready: After a lengthy absence, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un appeared in public Tuesday to…
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Rough landings
Don’t show him the owner’s manual: A woman who made a documentary about Colton Harris-Moore says the Barefoot…
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Kim Watch
Has anyone asked Dennis Rodman? Speculation over the month-long absence of North Korea leader Kim Jung Un from…
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Clan war
“Northern Exposure” meets Jerry Springer: Alaska police say no charges will be filed in connection with an alcohol-…
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Kids hit Facebook’s don’t-like button
#Duh: Teens are officially over Facebook. Facebook use among teenagers plummeted from 72 percent last fall to 45…
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IgNobel name
The discovery that the brain possesses a GPS-like function that enables people to produce mental maps and navigate…
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Beaver achieve
Consider it a headhunter’s fee: Kitsap County plans to spend $15,000 to hire a trapper because a beaver…
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Scotch, please, neat
Don’t drink the water: Residents of Mercer Island, one of the wealthiest communities in the state, are again…
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Danger man
Click here for funny joke and .exe download: Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is the most dangerous…